Anne Frank and Jackie Warner

So. I made a blog. (Yeah, I know. "Aye-aye, Cap'n Obvious!")

blog(noun): A personal journal of sorts that the author typically deludes him or herself into thinking others will read and take interest in.

You know who's probably the most famous blogger ever? Anne Frank. I read that the first time around, and I was all "Oh my God, that was so.....DEEP." So then I was talking to my friend about it, and she says to me, "You know, if you had taken all of the Holocaust references out of it, it'd just be a big fat waste of time. People only read it because she died a tragic death. Seriously. Who really cares what she had for dinner or if she kissed Peter? It's just a bunch of mindless teenage girl bullshit."

And she kind of has a point. Not to be down on Anne or disrespectful towards the Holocaust, but, seriously: Who freakin' cares?
*deepbreath*

Okay, tangent over.

So anyway. Workout is on tonight. I love Workout. It's my guilty pleasure. I feel like such a poser watching it, because I'm such a lazy fat-ass. I'd much rather watch someone else work themselves into a sweat then move more than the required distance between me and the remote. I just don't get how people can actually enjoy working out. I really, really don't get it. Oooh, feel the burn. How can you possibly want to do something like that? Not to mention that while half of the trainers are in tip-top shape, the other half are either bullemic or just disgustingly built to the point of repulsion. *shudders* But I love to watch Jackie and Peeler go at it, it's like watching two little kids. As much as I like Jackie, though, she's really being a total bitch to him, and he really doesn't deserve to be treated like shit. But, hey. It's her gym and she can do whatever the fuck she wants. It really is her way or the highway, and if he doesn't like it, then he can leave. I was sad when he got fired; I'm gonna miss his dumb accent. I hope the show keeps on interviewing him for a little while, it would just suck if they didn't. Oooh, what's gonna happen with his SkyLab client???? I bet Jackie will just take over like she did when Doug got sick. *sigh*

I am such a freak.